The picture you are looking at is real. Just saw it a few minutes ago. Sounds like a great deal, huh? You can see a listing for it here at the iTunes page. But the whole concept of a collection of '80s One-Hit Wonders starts to unravel quickly. I've written about it, talked about it ad-nauseum on the show and, for some reason, someone missed the lesson. So, I'm going to take a deep breath and calmly explain for those uninitiated.
I've always loathed the term "one-hit wonder." Let's break the phrase down to its components, shall we?
- 'One' -- meaning less than two and more than none. It's specific.
- 'Hit' -- meaning to impact. Which is so much less specific (I actually dedicate a section of the upcoming book to this as well.) In music, it often refers to charts but this is also ambiguous as there are local, national and international charts for a multitude of genres for radio airplay and sales.
- 'Wonder' -- meaning to be curious about, to marvel or to be filled with amazement, admiration or awe.
What I will do, is bring you back to that link I started with above. '80s One-Hit Wonders, a collection of 35 songs for sale at iTunes for 69 cents each. I'm not upset about selling songs cheaply. But I am upset about cheapening songs or the artists themselves.
We'll narrow our scope a bit. To start off with the first track, we could excuse the listing of Nena's "99 Luftballons" if we were to say our criteria were based solely on the U.S. charts (but it is notable that she had this #1 and two #2 singles in Germany off her debut album.)
Track two is Midnight Oil's "Beds Are Burning." Using Billboard's U.S. charts, the band scored 3 hits from that album on the U.S. Hot 100, U.S. Mainstream Rock Tracks and U.S. Modern Rock Tracks charts. Let's give iTunes a break here. Let's just count the most accepted and universal of the charts, the U.S. Hot 100. "Beds Are Burning" was a #17 hit. The preceding single, "The Dead Heart," went to #53. Just boggles the mind doesn't it. They even scored a #47 hit on that chart in 1990 with "Blue Sky Mine." But, the collection is about the 1980s, so we can exclude that one. We may even have to give another break to the compiler as maybe they are only considering the Top 40. Heck, that's what Casey Kasem used to count down, right?
Track three is Warrant's "Cherry Pie." Which was a #10 hit... in 1990. Ooops! A bigger 'ooops' is that it wasn't even their biggest hit. In 1989, "Heaven" would go to #2 on the U.S. Hot 100. And, if the criteria is Top 40, then Warrant's 1989 #27 hit, "Down Boys," would disqualify them from 'one-hit wonderdom' for that decade. Yet, they didn't even include a song from the '80s. Sad. But, again, let's adjust the criteria in hopes to help iTunes out. Maybe, they think the decade started with 1981 and went to 1990. Let's humor them.
Track four is Bananarama's "Cruel Summer" which was a #9 hit on the U.S. Hot 100 in 1983. Doing pretty good so far. Until their 1986 #1 single, "Venus," rears its ugly head. (Nothing can feel more contrarian than putting Venus and ugly in the same sentence. "Goddess of beauty and love...") Heck, even 1987's "I Heard A Rumour" went higher at #4. I don't know how much more I can stretch the boundaries of '80s 'one-hit wonder', do you?
Track five is Cutting Crew's "(I Just) Died In Your Arms." The 1986 #1 hit seems like a safe bet. But, if we are thinking Top 40, it fails. That doesn't hold up even if we said Top 10 as their 1987 single, "I've Been In Love Before," went to #9.
Track six was a #1 hit and safe choice with Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy." The follow-up single, "Thinking About Your Body," only went to #46 in the U.K.
Track seven is The Human League's "Don't You Want Me." The 1981 #1 hit seems like a safe choice, right? If we are looking only at Top 10, (even though the aforementioned "Beds Are Burning" didn't achieve that height) it seems to overlook the group's 1986 #1 hit, "Human," and 1983's #8 hit "(Keep Feeling) Fascination." 'One-hit wonder', just say it with me for a moment. The whole concept fell apart awhile ago here but I think we can sink the idea around song 7. But let's belabor the point a little longer.
Further tracks on the album include:
- Men At Work's "Down Under" (a #1 hit that followed up another #1 hit, "Who Can It Be Now?, and also saw them score a #3 with "Overkill" and #6 with "It's A Mistake"... kinda like this list)
- Paul Young's "Everytime You Go Away (Single Version)" (a #1 hit but had other hits going to #8, #13, #22 and #45)
- Irene Cara's "Fame" (a #4 hit but had a #1 hit with "Flashdance...What A Feeling" in 1983, a #8 with "Breakdance" the following year and 3 other Top 40 hits)
- Tom Tom Club's "Genius Of Love" (a #31 hit and only one on that chart but have 3 other Top 5 hits on the U.S. Dance chart)
- Ray Parker, Jr.'s "Ghostbusters" (a #1 hit but he also had two #4 hits with 1981's "A Woman Needs Love (Just Like You Do)" and 1982's "The Other Woman" as well as 6 other Top 40 hits)
- Fine Young Cannibals' "Good Thing" (a #1 hit but, then again, so was "She Drives Me Crazy")
- Thompson Twins' "Hold Me Now" (a #3 hit but also had a #6 with "Lay Your Hands On Me" and #8 with "King For A Day" as well as 4 other Top 40 hits)
- A Flock Of Seagulls' "I Ran (So Far Away)" (a #9 hit but also had singles go to #26, #30 and #56)
- Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy" (a #62 hit but had a #77 in '83 with "Do You Wanna Hold Me?")
- DJ EZ Rock & Rob Base's "It Takes Two" (a #36 hit but 1988's "Joy And Pain" went to #58)
- Club Nouveau's "Lean On Me" (a #1 hit but had a #39 with "Why You Treat Me So Bad" in '87)
- The Dream Academy's "Life In A Northern Town" (a #7 hit but had a #36 with "The Love Parade"
- The Psychedelic Furs' "Love My Way" (a #44 hit but 1986's "Pretty In Pink" went to #41 and 1987's "Heartbreak Beat" outcharted them both going to #26)
- Toni Basil's "Mickey" (a #1 hit but she also had a #77 with "Shoppin' From A To Z")
- Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" (Arguing the merits of Rick Astley is painful. Sure, this is a #1 hit but, Hello!, so was 1988's "Together Forever" and he had 3 other Top 10 hits)
- UB40's "Red, Red Wine" (a #1 hit but also had a #28 single with "I Got You Babe" featuring Chrissie Hynde in 1985)
- Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me With Science" (a #5 hit but had a #62 and #67 hit)
- The Tubes' "She's A Beauty" (a #10 hit but also had a #35 with "Don't Want To Wait Anymore" in 1981)
- Corey Hart's "Sunglasses At Night" (a #7 hit but 1985's "Never Surrender" went to #3)
- J.J. Fad's "Supersonic" (a #30 hit but they also had a #61 hit with "Way Out" in 1988)
- Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" (a #1 but also had a #23 with "No More Words")
- Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (a #1 but also had a #34 with "Holding Out For A Hero"
- Martika's "Toy Soldiers" (a #1 but she also had a #18 with "More Than You Know" in '88)
- Bananarama's "Venus" (hello again ladies... hmmm... funny how they can list a 'one-hit wonder' twice!!!)
- Toad The Wet Sprocket's "Walk On The Ocean" (1992 #18 hit... ooops)
- Katrina And The Waves' "Walking On Sunshine" (a #9 but had a #16 with '89's "That's The Way")
- The Romantics' "What I Like About You" (a #49 hit chosen over the #3 hit "Talking In Your Sleep)
- Loverboy's "Working For The Weekend" (hmmm... so the other 5 songs that charted higher than this #29 hit didn't count).