My friend Mike is really enjoying his time off work. Then again, you can't really say he is off work when he has started diaper duty but it is always good to get a nap in. That's just what he's doing here with Miss Alyssa Rose. (Ok, I might have spelled her first name wrong but they won't beat me up for it.) Printed up a copy of this to take to work and tell people that he's been sleeping with a younger woman.